My Story So Far

Sometimes I think I must have a personality disorder or something. A factory defect, like a superfluous hole in your Mr. Potato Head. The hole-punch guy sneezed at a crucial moment or something like that.

In sum, this is the story of how screwed up I was and how God wouldn’t fix me, no matter how nice I asked. I’ve lived long enough to almost qualify for a senior discount at Denny’s, so it's a long story... ups, downs, twists and turns. Dark comedy. It’s a story and a half, the kind you wouldn’t believe if I told you. Here, I’ll prove it...

Free! My Novel, A Danger to God Himself

Subscribe to my blog and I’ll send you an e-book copy–for free! No kidding! It’s a dark comedy about a Mormon missionary who goes insane on his mission.